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# Only two days over....
And no, no plungers, knitting needles, crochet hooks, vaccuum cleaners or Quo thank you :)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:22, archived)
# mebbe if I blew into your bum really hard . . .
/has no idea about girl's anatomy


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:23, archived)
# O_O
Evidently....
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:24, archived)
# It's really simple
Just set the fire alarm off and he/she will have to evacuate.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Well Mr Trellis is cooking bacon
So it shouldn't be long
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# i'd leave a vagina for bacon, probably
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Nah!
Someone will probably call the Fire Servix

/Coat


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *sews sleeves shut*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# I've not heard them called that before.
This does explain the lateness though.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:30, archived)
# *opens door and winds up the boot-o-matic.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:29, archived)
# coathanger?
That reminds me of a Stephen Lynch song.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Or coathangers
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 14 Aug 2008, 9:26, archived)