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# You, Sir,
are cleary embalmed in formaldehyde.

Edit: As far as i'm aware, Gourd isn't a catchphrase, I just like the word. Which is why my post further down features Gourds.

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:07, archived)
# Yup
Well, I wish I was [embalmed in formaldehyde], 'cos that would give me a good reason for not having produced this 1500 word essay for Monday
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:08, archived)
# blame
russia.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:10, archived)
# or
Canada.
(I helped save b3ta! dogsbollocks, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:11, archived)
# Just checked the undergraduate handbook...
And I quote:
"blaming Russia or Canada will not be accepted as good reason for late submission of work"
Any other ideas?
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:12, archived)
# The Dog ate it..
works for me.

as a chat up line
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:14, archived)
# You shouldn't admit that kind of thing
Oh well, guess it's going to be an all-nighter.
Still, I've got the board, and 12 or so hours of music in my Winamp playlist to keep me company...
(kryptik, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:17, archived)
# actually
blame Gourds.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 2 Mar 2003, 1:13, archived)