The obvious solution is to install cats in the microwave.Or mice-eating lizards, either is good.
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Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies,
Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:29,
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Use rat-wasps, they'll see off most vermin...
Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day,
Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:34,
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