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[challenge entry] Another unshopped one

Silly mouse mices do not run on alternating current.

Annoyingly the microwave has proved 500% more efficient than the actual traps at catching the little feckers.

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:18, archived)
# hahahaha
COME ON BARRY! SHOW THAT RADIATION WHOS BOSS!

noon all!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:19, archived)
# Hahhaa
What's happened to noddegamra?

:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:22, archived)
# AHHHH!
so that's who fixes everything that breaks!
(pink_kittyboo was killed by many bunnies on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:23, archived)
# great job microwave
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Haha! Best ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# The obvious solution is to install cats in the microwave.
Or mice-eating lizards, either is good.
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:29, archived)
# Use rat-wasps, they'll see off most vermin...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:34, archived)
# best trap ever
apart from the subsequent brokenness of microwave. perhaps if i just got some old kettle leads and rubbed cheese on them...
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Brokenness?
Hell no, the thing's still going strong. Luckily I are engineer.

It did get thoroughly disinfected after each capture - do try this at home kids, with a fork, in the rain!
(fridgefreezer inserted a topical reference into his sig on, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Thats a big fecking mouse!
ON an old computer of mine, the sound had developed a crackle overnight.

After putting up with it for a while, I eventually opened up the case and found a half skeletonised, electrocuted mouse on my sound card >.<
(I helped save b3ta! LemonEntryMyDearWatson This time, Moriarty, the hand is on the other foot, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 15:54, archived)
# Great job, Microwave.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:00, archived)
# This is how to catch mice...

glass.typepad.com/journal/2005/09/how_to_catch_a_.html

I used a modified version (put the bait at the bottom of the wastebin, and put the bin at a slight angle to entice them in and down the slope... they can get in, but can't get back out.) I caught five in an hour this way.
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 15 Aug 2008, 16:47, archived)