Mate of mine
been single for about 4 years.
Suddenly he's beating them off (quite literally).
All because he moved house and is mixing with a new crowd.
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:26,
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Well you see
us quiet blokes are getting our own back these days, women of my age (about 30) are fed up with the dangerous guys, that's when we dependable types move in :D
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:41,
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Yeah but then your all like 34 and saggy.
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We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:46,
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pffft
I'll have you know I'm in excellent physical shape young man!
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:47,
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