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[challenge entry] <GAYSHIFT>
OMGOMGOMG HAI THAR INTERNETS.
This actually happened. It was shit.

/GAYSHIFT

From the The Saddest Picture In The World challenge. See all 401 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# really? to you, I assume?
meh, women like that are not worth your trouble!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Yes
Lesson learned: To pull girls you must
1. have a room temperature IQ
2. be entirely made of muscle
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 3. ?????
4. Profit
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# 3. be able to pay for everything
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# Kinda fucks 4 up.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# I always assumed you were made entirely of muscle.
Muscle and oils.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# I figured he was mainly grapes and twigs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# I postulated
he was primarily curly wurlies held together with spittle
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# UR RONG
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# LOLololOOoloOOl
Its beans and chicken dippers mate.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:37, archived)
# Having a cock the size of two red bull cans helps
/experience blog

Lol i am insinuating that I have a massive penis lol
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# lol 4dam is here and he brought his massive penis with him
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# lol
lol
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# 4dam!
I've missed your crude interjections
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# lol i bet its tiny really
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# You jsut say that to make yourself feel less disappointed that it isn't inside you
yes
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:29, archived)
# I feel genuinelly violated
I've been away too long
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# YES!
*WINS*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# This is a true victory
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:33, archived)
# One on top of the other
or side by side?
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# You should hear the ladies scream
when he "ring pulls".
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:27, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# One horizontal, one vertical. Like a "T"
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:30, archived)
# The only women attracted to this are bags of rubbish anyway
100% fact
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# This.
Give me a funny bloke any day. Never mind the looks, that's the least of my worries.

Having said this, Phil Jupitus is much less foxy now he's lost the weight.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# The supposedly good looking ones are generally conceited arrogant tosspots anyway
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# That's not true,
I'm very attractive and still modest.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Unless they have no idea
the wife is like that. Gorgeous, but blissfully unaware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# Thats true
You're all making me a bit sad now, thinking about mantypes.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# We're not that bad.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I know, this is the problem
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# Yes we are. Stop lying to try and get into ladies pants
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:39, archived)
# Don't you like it when I cross-dress?
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# You refuse to sit on my lap and wiggle.
I know not what can be done with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# I'm sorry, Captain
It's just that you haven't got a willy
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# I could have a good approximation of one
strapped to my front.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I dont care anymore now.
I have icecream. Does she have icecream?
I THINK NOT. *Smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Hurray for ice cream!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# I had some awesome cookie dough ice cream the other day. But I just ate the chunks of dough and then my teeth were cold. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:25, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:32, archived)
# *Fights you for Mila Kunis*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:40, archived)
# No no no
honestly, I promise you, there are nice women out there who have more than two brain cells to rub together, and who appreciate intelligent men.

It's a constant source of frustration for me how many blokes I know who deserve a good woman, but never seem to meet the right one
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# YES
See: my drummer.

He's funny, sweet, really gentle, a looker, strong, a FANTASTIC musician and general all-round good egg. Can we get him laid? Can we fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Mate of mine
been single for about 4 years.

Suddenly he's beating them off (quite literally).
All because he moved house and is mixing with a new crowd.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Well you see
us quiet blokes are getting our own back these days, women of my age (about 30) are fed up with the dangerous guys, that's when we dependable types move in :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:41, archived)
# Yeah but then your all like 34 and saggy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:46, archived)
# pffft
I'll have you know I'm in excellent physical shape young man!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:47, archived)
# phoaw!
She's a bit hot!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# I know I know,
Shes really cute but has a heart of pure evil.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:16, archived)
# Funny how those two things often go together, isn't it?
How we laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A JERK, MATT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:12, archived)
# :((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# Well, at least your eyes brought their yoyos to keep themselves busy.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# HOT SWEATY EMO YO-YOS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# MY FAVOURITE
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# OM NOM?
(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# That's just made me sad.
All over.
(Nothingtoseehere, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:14, archived)
# happened to all of us.
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:17, archived)
# ^ :(
Just convert to ovine-based love.
Rejection never! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:19, archived)
# feels that pain :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:18, archived)
# If you didnt taste like lemons the ladies might like you
:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:20, archived)
# Awww
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:21, archived)
# The trick to 'pulling'?
There is none

It's just blind luck that you like someone and she likes you
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:22, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAA MAYBE YOU SHOULD SHOUT AAAAAA
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:23, archived)
# AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OH YEAH THATS BETTER LOL
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Hahaha
Been there, soooo many times.
(Cloudane, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:24, archived)
# lol, of course, it could go the other way
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# *MWAHOHMNONONONONONOM*
OH lol
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:38, archived)
# Hahah
So true, so true.

your drawing style is legendary


Bah - once again, im late to the party and am hanging on to the end of the thread, in a silent room where there is nothing left but the discarded beer cans from the party that just preceded my entrance.

I should have a rapid-fire F5 machine set up, and have my eyes propped open with matchsticks to make sure i dont miss anything.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:35, archived)
# OH HAI TATERS
U MISSED THE PARTY AGAIN LOL.

THERE WAS A CUTE GIRL WHO KILLED MY FUN. I STILL THINK SHES CUTE THO.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 13:43, archived)
# she probably has a bad arse
bad arse girl!

hahah! she might look good

but HER ARSE IS BAD!

there

This pep talk shit's easy :D

*skulks slowly off to cry in own hatred*

lol

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 18 Aug 2008, 14:42, archived)