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# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:26, archived)
# gronkpan
may i say, i have long enjoyed your b3ta name
i have started using it instead of swearing in fact
thank you for showing it to me
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:28, archived)
# YOU ARE VIOLATING HIS COPYRIGHT
YOU UTTER GRONKPAN
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:30, archived)
# RHEBUS, I'M NOT ENTIRELY SURE I CAN TOLERATE THIS KIND OF TALK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# IF YOUR PINKIES AREN'T UP TO THE JOB
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD JUST WALK AWAY
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:40, archived)
# OHHHHH HOLY SHIT, YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT
YOU DIDN'T FUCKING SAY THAT AT ALL.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:42, archived)
# HTTP://WWW.B3TA.COM/board/8675161
IT SURE LOOKS LIKE I DID PAL
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# I THINK WE NEED TO ESTABLISH SOMETHING HERE:
THERE IS NOBODY THAT POSTS AT THIS HOUR WHO HAS STRONGER PINKIES THAN MINE. I ALTERNATE SHIFTS FROM SENTENCE TO SENTENCE. I HOLD MY SHIFTS WITH A PRECISION YOU CAN ONLY DREAM OF.

I CAN PUNCH THROUGH SHEET METAL WITH MY PINKIES.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:52, archived)
# I HAVE SIX FINGERS ON EACH HAND
FOUR PINKIES.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:53, archived)
# I ALSO GREW UP IN TASMANIA
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:55, archived)
# HAHAHAHA!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# my shift key broke
and i have to go anyway. ta-ra!
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:58, archived)
# YOUR PINKIES ARE WEAK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# YOU UTTER FAG!!!
USE THE OTHER ONE!! GRONKPAN IS RIGHT YOU ARE PATHETIC YOU DON'T DESERVE TO USE CAPITALS AT ALL. YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE PEOPLE THAT USE THE CAPSLOCK!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 12:00, archived)
# QUICK BEAT HIM WITH YOUR HANDBAG!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:46, archived)
# KEB/-\B, YOU SHOULD STEP BACK RIGHT NOW
I'M NOT SURE YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS MAN JUST SAID.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:50, archived)
# HE HAS QUESTIONED YOUR PINKYNESS!!!!!!!
THIS DEMANDS THE CLASSIC HANDBAG DUEL!! THE ONLY WAY TO SETTLE THE DISPUTE ABOUT WHO IS PINKIERER!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:54, archived)
# Ok, stop trying to put handbags into this.
WE ARE TALKING ABOUT MANLY MANLY THINGS HERE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:56, archived)
# DYSLEXIA IS THE QUEEN OF THE SHIFT KEY!!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:59, archived)
# Thankyou.
It was the name of my imaginary friend when I was a child. He was king of the dundertrolls.

We moved house when I was 5 and there was a piece of pipe sticking up out of the driveway. My dad told me that gronkpan had gone snorkelling and the concrete dried before he could get out.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:31, archived)
# that
is a story for the ages
(Monsun beery wanderlust, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:33, archived)
# I miss my imaginary friend. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:36, archived)
# I don't miss anyone that's dead.
It's pointless.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:38, archived)
# I dunno if he is dead or not.
I just stopped imagining him.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 22 Aug 2008, 11:41, archived)