
You were lucky to even have feet, in our days you had to scrap down t' rode with yer bones.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25,
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when I was at school we had to walk backward on a road of freshly sharpened knives covered in cow shit, and that was just in the morning. On the way home, we had to walk home on rabid, syphillitic dogs and pedestrian would throw bricks at our legs.
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Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29,
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