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# I own a lot of Converses.

CFB
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:17, archived)
# I've given up bothering to look at your username under your posts:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# Is that good or bad?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Good!
It means that you have a distinctive style. Plus as an old fart I have a up to date grasp of pop culture so I know when it's you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Oh, okay.
Thank you. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :(
I own 0 Converses.
:(

I have an old battered pair of vans though. They are well comfy.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:18, archived)
# I love my old Vans.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:20, archived)
# HELLO
CAPSLOCK CRUISE CONTROL ENGAGED. ONWARD GAYSHIFT FULL LOLS AHEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you own
skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# WATT???
PINKY SHIFT NAH CAPSLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# OH YEAH LOL
THATS MUCH BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# so do i
i own 4 pairs and one single.

I don't know where the other one went.

They all have their original laces, therefore I cannot be a scene kid/emo. I am also not a kid.

Edit: that wasn't aimed at you, I'm just writing
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# Hahahah.
Only one of my pairs don't have original laces. But I have 3 pairs and two singles...
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# shit
I have more converses than you. what does this mean?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# You're a bigger faggot.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# It means I just looked in my closet to double check, and found another old pair.
But they don't fit. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# two singles?
are you any good at maths? :P
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I am not.
But one is blue velour, and one is red and black, made of the usual canvas. So that makes two singles. I'm not DUMB, rappola.
>:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:34, archived)
# YES BUT YOU COULD IF YOU WANT STILL WEAR THEM AS A PAIR.
so you draw with hairy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# I could. But I don't.
I don't think the blue one fits anymore, though I haven't grown in like...2 years. So maybe it does.

'so you draw with hairy face'? What?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# you own the same number of pairs of converses
as hairy face.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# Oooooh.
I thought you were saying something about drawing. With a hairy face. And I were confused. I do not have a hairy face, y'see.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:44, archived)
# freak!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# Meanie.
:[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:57, archived)
# we're both right!
heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahahah
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:06, archived)
# showoff!
i'm proud of the cardboard tied round my swollen and bleeding feet, PROUD, I TELLS YA!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:21, archived)
# you're bloody lucky!
whin ah wuh young, we had to make do with one shoe made from a scorpion tied to the side of a broken milk bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:22, archived)
# Wow.
You're like, really old?

Or just a liar.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# WATCH THIS
I DEMAND YOU WATCH THIS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# THE LIARS, THAT WAS NOT A MONTY PYTHON SKETCH!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# it certainly was not
but the hollywood bowl helped make it famous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:30, archived)
# Bloody luxury.
You were lucky to even have feet, in our days you had to scrap down t' rode with yer bones.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# A ROAD? "A road" he says
when I was at school we had to walk backward on a road of freshly sharpened knives covered in cow shit, and that was just in the morning. On the way home, we had to walk home on rabid, syphillitic dogs and pedestrian would throw bricks at our legs.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# scorpion? SCORPION???
you don't know you're bloody born! we had the family shoe, just one to share between us, crafted out of pure flint and lined with fish hooks to keep it on!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# all of these replies are purest win
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# wait until you get older. you'll throw all those shoes out.
not for fashion, but because they provide zero support and make your legs and feet hurt.

also, they're just nasty looking, but that's my opinion.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# They're so comfy!!
They like bend with your feet, and they're just soft and nice. :]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# your feet bend?
what are you, some sort of liquid metal robot?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# No, I mean like...
When you're skating, or biking, or dancing about like a retard. It doesn't feel like you have shoes on.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# skating requires skates, not shoes.
biking i could do in converse shoes, but as i said, i dislike them. dancing is forbidden as it makes the already unpleasant form of the human body become astronomically more ungainly and unpalatable.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Noo
like on a skateboard, silly. It would be very hard to ride a skateboard wearing skates.

Although it would be funny as hell if you weren't the one doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:36, archived)
# without looking, i'd be willing to bet there's at least one youtube video of that out there in the youtubiverse.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:40, archived)
# Probably.
But I don't feel like trying to find it.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# type random search words, it'll likely find you.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:10, archived)
# No you don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Oh, okay then.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# SHOESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I NEED SOME MORE CIDER
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:23, archived)
# Why do I doubt that?
;D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# hahahaha
I do!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:27, archived)
# Suuuure.


My finger hurts. :[
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# My head will tomorrow
But not I am shooting americans

Its fun
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# 'But not I am shooting americans'
doesn't compute in my head. What does that mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:31, archived)
# Call of duty 4 on xboxies
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Oooooh.
My one friend who plays that, he says all the Brits on there make fun of him. They say stuff like 'Go eat a hamburger!'. It really upsets him. I find it quite funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# the yanks always take the piss outta my accent
say shit like "lets have tea with the queen"
the twats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# So tell them to go eat a hamburger.
xD
I'd ask if you ever played my friend, but I don't remember his name. I think it might be bloodgun something.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# I dont remember
I usually play drunk
:)
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:41, archived)
# Hahahahah
Well I told him to add you. Dunno if he will, but y'know. Worth a try.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:43, archived)
# And tell your friend to add me on xboxies
Nickachu is the name
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:38, archived)
# Kay.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:39, archived)
# i'll kick your ass.
but i'm on ps3 and not a cheapskate, sorry :)
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:35, archived)
# fuck off
I have teh skillz

Hve you prestiged yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:37, archived)
# Nice
Talking of pumps, trainers et al...

www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1048026/Pictured-The-burglar-left-dangling-shoelaces-victims-bay-window.html
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
That's ace. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# I haven't had a pair of converses for about 20 years
When I wore them they were laughed at.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:25, archived)
# Hahahah
I've had Converse since I was like...2 and my daddy bought me a tiny pair. xD
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:26, archived)
# :)
Oh and woo to your ace pic!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:28, archived)
# Thank you.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# That's great :)
The colours are excellent on my screen.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:29, archived)
# me too. i loikes them lots.
i have a pink pair, a green pair, a red pair and a brown pair and i won't stop until i have all of the colours evar.
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:50, archived)
# I have a rainbow pair!
As well as black and white, black and red, blue velour, and more black and white that are full of holes.
I want a red pair.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:52, archived)
# Have you ever put any on your head.
You should draw that.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:54, archived)
# No, I never tried that.
But maybe I will.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Fri 22 Aug 2008, 23:56, archived)
# You should do.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:05, archived)
# Lol, just saw this and had to post my shoes animation :)
www.b3ta.com/board/8677494
(Andaba Is Team GB Olympic Colouring Competitor, Sat 23 Aug 2008, 0:57, archived)