You are now reading all posts on b3ta as if they were narrated by Jeremy ClarksonWhich... ACTUALLY is quite hard... when people don't type... like this
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Shada,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:03,
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You....Will have to compete with... the Shatnerspeak of bizarre emphasis on certain... words within broken sentences... with long... pauses for no reason followed by... the rest of the sentence being squashed into the remainder of the breath.
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shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium,
Sun 24 Aug 2008, 15:18,
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