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# You'd be one of the rubbish dandy pirates though.
Like Guybrush Threepwood, but somehow even more effiminate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# as opposed to the hairy ones who're just cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yes, the ones who are actually pirates...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# no one wants to be one of them, just like no one wants to be a real ninja, a celibate warrior gymnast would be crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# No the reason no-one wants to become a real ninja is because
a) Their code of honour basically means they'd die fairly swiftly for either failure or just the various other mental feudal law type things.
b) They are crap, anyone that showy is inherently crap.
c) They don't exist.

I mean what's the point of being a pirate if you aren't amoral, violent and a bastard. That just makes you a twat in a dingy otherwise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ninjas do too exist!
HMPH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)