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# I made this cake for dad, but he didn't get to eat any :(
Oooh, random crap in the kitchen :)

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Also: Click here for another, sexier angle.

Edit: I hope the board was going slow enough to warrant posting this :\
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:00, archived)
# you're my wife now
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# :)
Only if you let me keep the MP40 in the bedroom.


Check out my lame Raarr face! Paha.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# ?!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Dad reenacts Waffen SS :)
I was playing with his MP40. It's loud and fuuuuun.

Should be joining the group soon as some kinda Hilferin, yay!

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Wow.
That's a bit... cool?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# It's "lame" and weeird, I know...
But I sure like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Nah not lame.
Little weird because of the nazi connotations but good for you if you enjoy. Plus any gun is cool :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# Dad's P38 is my favourite.
I wanna nab it and keep it on my person as an accessory all the time.

He also has a deactivated MG42 and MG34... those are soo cool.

This is his group, with lovely vehicles.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# That website stopped my music playing :(
Looks well established though.

/has no idea about this sort of thing
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# you should totally wear a monocle while doing iT
just to look more evil
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# and leather gloves
definitly leather gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# I used to do a similar thing
at the Wartime Weekend on the North York Moors Railway
www.glendalehouse.co.uk/pages/wartime.htm
T'was quite fun altho some people took it all a bit too seriously.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# saved for future shopping
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:04, archived)
# squinting.... charlie don't know how to squint
you can have the m40 in the bedroom as long as i'm allowed to dress up like a pirate and ravish you from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Cor, deal!
Pirates and Nazis... what a quaint mix.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# JA! MEINE HEARTIES..
 
ARRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Argh, pass me meinen taschenrenner
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# cor.... yeah.... me in pirate garb you in an SS uniform, shrieking in german as lightning crashes around us
i think i need to go have a lie down...
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Seen this one?
www.imdb.com/title/tt0075376/

bondage Hitler lulz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:10, archived)
# that sounds awesome :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# I think it's my favourite Meyer film too, though I've not wasted my time on all of them.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# You'd be one of the rubbish dandy pirates though.
Like Guybrush Threepwood, but somehow even more effiminate.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# as opposed to the hairy ones who're just cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Yes, the ones who are actually pirates...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:14, archived)
# no one wants to be one of them, just like no one wants to be a real ninja, a celibate warrior gymnast would be crap
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# No the reason no-one wants to become a real ninja is because
a) Their code of honour basically means they'd die fairly swiftly for either failure or just the various other mental feudal law type things.
b) They are crap, anyone that showy is inherently crap.
c) They don't exist.

I mean what's the point of being a pirate if you aren't amoral, violent and a bastard. That just makes you a twat in a dingy otherwise.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# Ninjas do too exist!
HMPH
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:24, archived)
# ok, I think everyone's going to be in love with you now
heh
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# well she's mine
so fuck off

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# hah
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# Paha, unlikely :)
Someone did shout "Tomb Raider, eat your heart out!" at me when that picture was taken though. That made me chuffed enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# sweet
shuddering fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# you look like
ive just stuck my cock in your arse
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Hahahahah!
That laugh made my tummy hurt, damn you!

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# did he say "TANK YOU"?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Lame :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# SWEET
ALSO; Is it the sexier view because it appears to have an arse?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# An arse made of mini rolls, yus
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Cor! That's ace! :D
What's it made of?
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Chocolate sponge
Jam, butter cream, mini rolls, a ripple, a finger of kitkat, food colouring, writing icing, cookies, fruit shortcake biscuits and some chocolate sprinkles.

I looked like suuuch a bulimia kid buying the stuff for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# holy crap! nice work.
how much for the studded white leather cockring?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:02, archived)
# Haha, that's being thrown out so you can have it for free ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# now i just need a cock....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Umm, here, borrow mine?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:18, archived)
# ooh, nice heft.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:20, archived)
# how did you make it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# with but no mouth
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
#
http://b3ta.com/board/869413

Some patience and extreme mathematical skill was also required... hehe :P
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:19, archived)
# you are a baking GOD!
amazing culinary skillz
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:05, archived)
# Thanks ^_^
I plan to one day do a tour of the country, delivering all sorts of baked goods to b3tans... soo umm, anything you'd particularly like?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:29, archived)
# a chocolate ukulele cake ^^,
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:34, archived)
# Oooh! Certainly can do!
Where is it you are based again?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:39, archived)
# GET A TIGER IN YOUR TANK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:06, archived)
# The page was loading really slowly and I couldn't scroll down for a few seconds.
So I was sat here completely mystified as to who the poster of this picture could have been.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:07, archived)
# Haha, I am slightly offended that you couldn't tell
but I guess I can let you off this one time.

*stops pointing MP40 at you*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:15, archived)
# See with anyone else I would think they were joking and understood my sarcasm,
but I know you too well for that...
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:22, archived)
# TAKE ME, JERU
HARD


-_-
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:28, archived)
# Quiet, I'm working.
Put on this collar and sit in the corner and wait for me...sexily.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:30, archived)
# wonderful cake
why ever would he not eat any?
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:08, archived)
# His reenactment mates leapt on it before he was hungry enough to eat any.
I owe him a compensation cake really.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:17, archived)
# Mmmm, may have been responsible for thousands of Allied deaths but looks tasty
That makes it alright with me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:09, archived)
# Cakes.
THE SCOURGE OF EUROPE!
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:13, archived)
# Brilliant!
But why didn't your dad get to eat any?
(Capitan Last night a BJ choked my wife, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:11, archived)
# See reply up there somewhere^
I think I will make him a small version tomorrow, perhaps.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:21, archived)
# that looks rather well modelled
too good to eat!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:26, archived)
# Try telling that to this guy:
Harold Marillier, one of dad's reenactment buddies who gladly helped himself to a collossal handful of cake.

All of them were like "Woow, how long did that take?!" and there's me like "Oh, only several hours... not too bad..." and before I knew it they'd ripped off the barrell and started munching away.

I loved it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:33, archived)
# I thought this was just a reenactment society.
Not a Nazi Supersoldier gene project.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:37, archived)
# i wouldn't argue with him
even though he looks very silly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Thats awesoome!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 1:50, archived)
# Shit
I dont care if the board is fast. If it contains cayke like mixture and tanks then its fucking cool.

Me likes.
(Arsonist burns pubic hair for a living, Fri 29 Aug 2008, 2:09, archived)