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# This girlfriend of yours....is she a goer?
Know what I mean, nudge nudge wink wink.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:32, archived)
# She travels, yes...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:35, archived)
# My girlfriend arrives on the roof of a funicular screaming German poetry with a crossbow clenched between her thighs
Firing lemons out of her rotten anus.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:40, archived)
# My willy has a laser that shoots Jews.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:46, archived)
# I think you should see a doctor about that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:52, archived)
# That's what Caewan said.
"See a doctor".
I'm going to bed now.
I sha'n't have a wank, I might damage the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sun 31 Aug 2008, 1:54, archived)