I once had a friend who went a bit mental after a rough relationship, and ended up going crazy religious to the extent where she would talk to god.
I asked her to ask him some questions for me. The responses managed to get passages from the bible, which god had supposedly said himself, wrong.
She didn't see this as 'questioning' her faith though.
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Jeru War and Piss,
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:45,
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i was in a band with a guy who did a similar thing.
he rewrote the lyrics of our songs to be jesus-fondling pap. they were all shit songs anyway so it didn't matter, but they were suddenly more wonderful that magic gold to him at that point.
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postbear has metal knees,
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:49,
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I find that if anyone is "deeply religious" they have no fucking idea what the bible has in it.
Just nod and call them twats. They deserve it.
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Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 31 Aug 2008, 2:50,
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