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# Hahahahaha fuck.
Why on earth would anyone want to be around in the dayshift.

All the gold happens at night.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:33, archived)
# SOMEONE HAS TO PANDER CAPTAIN WOW
SOMEONE
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:36, archived)
# Where's satsuma when you need him
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:37, archived)
# Learning Mandarin.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuck I just realise you could totally do some hardcore gay* fruit sex.

*removed due to tautonym
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Oh you're witty.
Remind me: I owe Jeru, one stab to the pancreas.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:43, archived)
# You couldn't stab the air!
You in your prissy smoking jacket.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:48, archived)
# I want a paisley dressing gown/smoking jacket.
In fact, I've been thinking about this a lot over the last few days, and less than an hour ago I also had the thought again. I may pop into a charity shop around Leeds and see if someone was foolish enough to give one away.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
# quick, someone in the UK put on Freeview 19 (Dave during the day)
and tell me that "woman" is not a post-op transexual...
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# Richard Hammond?
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# its turned into "Party People TV"
utter shite, but i can't quite reach the remote control.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# I'm not touching the TV remote.
It will lure me in with false promises of intelligent programming, only to throw infomercials and "comedy" at me.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# Fuck, that empty red screen is such a drag hag.
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:44, archived)
# quick framegrab

the face is wrong and it looks like a wig.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# JERU PATENTED AROUSAL METER DECLARES: WOMAN IN SHIT WIG
(Jeru War and Piss, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# higher or lower than the mull of kintyre?
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 3:59, archived)
# YEP. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GENUINE CERTIFIED BUTTPROSTITUTE
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 5:19, archived)