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# Haha. This reminds me a of a funny incident involving me and Mrs. B.
I said I liked salmon, meaning whatever it was that Mr. C. meant in his drug-song Ebeneezer Goode. Mrs. B. then told me she liked bears.

I came home last week and two hairy men were fucking the living shit out of each other.

I never found out what Mr. C. meant by salmon but I did find out what rutting gays sounded like.

Some you win, some you lose.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# hahaha
this makes no sense but is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:13, archived)
# Salmon 'n' trout = snout = cigarette.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:15, archived)
# Salmon = bear food = rare poo
he's looking for rare coprolites.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:18, archived)
# As an archaeologist friend of mine once said
"You can't rub coprolites into your chest!"
I agreed and left as soon as I'd dried off.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:25, archived)
# LAAAAVLEY!
Ah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa!



Wicked!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 2 Sep 2008, 15:21, archived)