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# shit, my house needs training
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# No, it just needs more lube
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:58, archived)
# maybe there's some juice in the utility nook
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# But he has no protection!
Surely the female house would deny access by shutting the garage doors!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:00, archived)
# crikey! his extension would get snapped in half!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# houserape!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# a tragic and all too common crime
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 20:59, archived)
# a block of flats is gangbanging a maisonette just up my road
it's shocking, but strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:01, archived)
# and so it should be
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# Pics or it never happened!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:02, archived)
# he is into big girls then
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:08, archived)
# oh yeah
he loves a good set of eaves he does
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 21:10, archived)