Can't you just print the internet and use good old-fashioned scissors?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:30,
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I DO NOT HAVE A PRINTS DEVICEI WILL LICK PAPER AND STICK IT TO THE SCREEN THEN CUT THAT WITH A KNIFE
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:31,
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