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# It's your mums mate, John.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# john is my dad's mate
not my mum's.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# >:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you know i love you really
regularly. up the arse.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# my finger?
have you seen how long my nails are? you're just asking for a punctured colon!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I get off on it :((((((
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh, alright then.
lube or no lube?
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Toothpaste.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mmmmmm
minty fresh ringpiece!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# tldr
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 0_0
voyager tiem, i'm off.
'bye!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i'm sorry
i gio sleep
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# COLON PUNCH
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I think it's quite obvious why your Mum didn't tell you about this John.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tell me!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Because he spends most of his time hugging his enormous genitals.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ah, right.
:(
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# And she wants him all to herself.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# greedy bitch!
i need cock more than she does!
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I suggest hiring the cocktopus down the page.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hire?
more like buy!
i'm off for my daily dose of trek.
(, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)