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# Its helpful advice.


So dont forget
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:39, archived)
# you love teh cock
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Actually that's a picture of your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:41, archived)
# no chance!
my mum's much fatter.
and shorter.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# It's your mums mate, John.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# john is my dad's mate
not my mum's.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you know i love you really
regularly. up the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# PUT YOUR FINGER IN THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# my finger?
have you seen how long my nails are? you're just asking for a punctured colon!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# I get off on it :((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# oh, alright then.
lube or no lube?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Toothpaste.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# mmmmmm
minty fresh ringpiece!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# tldr
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# 0_0
voyager tiem, i'm off.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# i'm sorry
i gio sleep
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:30, archived)
# COLON PUNCH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:33, archived)
# I think it's quite obvious why your Mum didn't tell you about this John.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# tell me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Because he spends most of his time hugging his enormous genitals.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# ah, right.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# And she wants him all to herself.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# greedy bitch!
i need cock more than she does!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# I suggest hiring the cocktopus down the page.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hire?
more like buy!
i'm off for my daily dose of trek.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# and less like a penis?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# I knew it!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# although as she gets older
her neck skin is starting to resemble a scrotum.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Let's hope she doesn't go bald
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# AWWWW

YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# NEXT TIME I WANK MY STOMACH I WILL DANTS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# STOMWANK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# BUTTWANKMEGAWANG.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# BUTTWANKMEGAWANKWANK
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# ADD SYNTH. ADD DONK.
WE HAVE MADE THE BEST SONG EBUR.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *THEREMINS*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# o wat u rooind it
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# <<<###>>>THEREMINS<<<###>>>
ARGH HOW DO I EMPHASIZE BOLD CAPS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# point at them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Lots of exclamation marks. Like SO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# O YER
*THEREMINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# UNDERLINE!
fereminds
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# OHSHITOHGSHTISOSHTSTTT
ITS ALL RUINED NOW :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# fucked it is
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:07, archived)
# should'nt
that penis have a penis ?
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# No.
Do not be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# hahaha
i like this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# another new thread?
and i already do ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# FATSHARK?
SHITFART SURELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# SHART
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I've met this Often guy
swedish dude, real skanky tramp with nits.
I'm not wanking him off.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Fatshark
please do not waste threads as you are pushing work off the board
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:40, archived)
# And im also
Putting work onto the board.... if you miss images such as that *down below* then im sorry....
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# It's board ettiquette
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# *shakes fist more*
*splodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# These could have easily gone in one thread though.
Have a biscuit and play nice.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# see how the world revolves around him!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# *sees*
*gets dizzy*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# please consider others
put them in an existing thread or wait a bit...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Sorry
I am new, again...

Since i have not graced the b3ta forums for like, a long time.

FORGIVNESS COULD BE INNEVITABLE
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# I FORHGIB YOOH.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yay :D
...i think :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# hahaha, and you definitely might perhaps listen to advice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Please change your determination to act like a cock
and listen to the helpful and friendly advice, while they are still helpful and people are still talking to you
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Erk
I am *nods*
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# tomorrow never dies.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:42, archived)
# This reminds me of bloop, for some reason
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Its one of the first things I drawed when I got my tablets
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# probably because he loves the dickcocks in his mouth and butt and vagina.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# octocock
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# NO COCTOPUS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# And theres soon to be a bond film
Coctopussy
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# BUT THERE ARE ONLY SIX COCKS.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# THERE ARE TWO HIDDEN BY THE SIX AT THE FRONT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# That didn't work the other night either.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# IT DID FOR ME.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# What is it's sexual preference?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I see.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Cocks?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# No, I have an octocunt
in my fishtank. I see that.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:59, archived)
# Well bring it over, They'll get on like a squid on fire!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Badum fish
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:02, archived)
# oh COD off!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This is hardly the plaice for that
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:06, archived)
# Oh you really are a star(fish) with these puns
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# I just need to get (tr)out more
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Haddock you had enough yet?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:19, archived)
# I think i'm fin-ished
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:24, archived)
# COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:35, archived)
# And not a hair in sight!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:51, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I think 3 in a sort of Jack Charlton cover-over fashion would make this!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# haha, yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:57, archived)
# then surely he's a
sexapus
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:03, archived)
# THE FUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# COCKTOPUS!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# THE.
FUNK.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# I just shot down a chopper on cods and some yank went "Black hawk down, we got a black hawk down, lol"
COCKS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# heheheh
"i'm old greg and i've got a mangina!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# YOU LIKE THE CREAMY BAILEYS?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Can it be milked?
for the funk?
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# yeS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i like coctopus
best of all the aquatic sex objects
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Patrick Duffy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# i'll go with
no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Not even with his webbed hands?


;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# COCKTOPUS!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 23:01, archived)
# good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Cocktopuss
And not a hand to wank with....
(FATSHARK smokey flange, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Thats what squids are for
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Yes sir.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# From what I see your pictures are good.
Do yourself a favour and stop wasting the internet. Use the force this button on the b3ta hosting and remember you can copy the code when you upload an image and put it in an existing thread.

(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *hovers over ignore button*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Sound Advice Indeed

P.S. I'm wanking as i type this.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 2 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)