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# i only feel up to newsmashes...
so have two from a fine upstanding organ



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(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:18, archived)
# Probably just pissed off because her house burnt down.
:)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:21, archived)
# harry potter
has gotta be the ugliest boy wizard ever, he must have cast some rape spell or something.
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:25, archived)
# even worse than ron
the Ginge
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# actually that's a good point
I forgot about the ginger one

(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# yeah but he's rich innit
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:27, archived)
# well the higher +10 spell of rape does
require £1m of molten gold
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# erm, the what now?
oh.. erm

no

is

oh I think I get it but I'm feeling fik at the moment as I'm adding up a list of crap to buy and the credit card is looking at me funny
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:26, archived)
# these were the
original stories
if that helps
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:30, archived)
# haha that picture of potter
is airbrushed to fuck, looks nothing like him
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:32, archived)
# for some reason I now have to sing "I lost my virginity to a staaaaaarship troooooper"
I'm sure the 'daily mail reporter' isn't an idiot or anything :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:33, archived)
# I just had to look the original up on youtube now
fuck that brings back some memories
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:37, archived)
# ahhh
a different age man

these days the sane of us realise we have no clue what the hell is going on in the world.

and those who think they do read the mail :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:39, archived)
# the mail's website, vile as it is,
always has the best pictures of ladycelebs in skimpy disarray at some party or other
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:42, archived)
# there's no doubt a website
dedicated to this specific thing :)
(, Wed 3 Sep 2008, 21:48, archived)