My grandad did that.Got sick of lobster-this and lobster-that every fucking Sunday when we went to visit.
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Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper,
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It's quite a hard job apparentlyremoving lobsters from Jayne Mansfields arsehole
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Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf,
Thu 4 Sep 2008, 16:01,
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