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# That's one of the most amazing things I've ever heard.
I'd cross my legs, but I think the clitoral pressure would literally make my lower half explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# 0_0
don't say things like that, you'll cost me a fortune in batteries!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# Success!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# *buzzes off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# hahahaha
*packs cellotape in case the b3ta bash is a possibility*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# If you do I'll show you a trick with a balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a Durex one?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Actually, a SFW one
but you can use a condom for it.

You're blowing it up though, I hate the taste of spermicidal lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# blow it up?
as in, inflate?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yip.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh, i thought you meant something more explosive.
*puts cock away and weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You want me to blow your penis up?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# feel free to try
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm going to need some fireworks.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# erm
hmm... I can't do anything erotic with that.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)