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# hahahaha
*packs cellotape in case the b3ta bash is a possibility*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:23, archived)
# If you do I'll show you a trick with a balloon.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:24, archived)
# a Durex one?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:26, archived)
# Actually, a SFW one
but you can use a condom for it.

You're blowing it up though, I hate the taste of spermicidal lube.

(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, archived)
# blow it up?
as in, inflate?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:30, archived)
# Yip.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:31, archived)
# oh, i thought you meant something more explosive.
*puts cock away and weeps*
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:32, archived)
# You want me to blow your penis up?
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# feel free to try
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:35, archived)
# I'm going to need some fireworks.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:36, archived)
# erm
hmm... I can't do anything erotic with that.
(, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:41, archived)