he ate grass and slept outside because that's what he thought tigers do.
but when he ran away to the zoo the tiger laughed at him and he went home to his brothers and sisters because he was happy to be a cat.
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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:02,
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Ate grass?
This isn't the cat that thought it was a sheep is it?
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Tangy bzzzzzzzzt,
Sat 6 Sep 2008, 2:09,
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