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# HAIL HAIL, MARTIN SHORT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:20, archived)
# CAT PISS EXPERT AND PART-TIME VETERINARY GYNECOLOGIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:22, archived)
# THEY SERENADE MY MARTIN SHORT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:31, archived)
# THAT IS VERY PLEASANT OF HIM, I MUST SAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:41, archived)
# YO MUTHAFUCKA, THE FOUR AMIGOS JUST GOT GREENLIT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# If you stare at that for long enough the man's face eventually starts bleeding into his hand.
Then you notice that your hand is actually reaching into the photo, then all the background starts going red and you wake up and find you've killed again.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:42, archived)
# *stabs*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:47, archived)
# MARTIN SHORT RAPED MY HORSE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:49, archived)
# MAYBE YOUR HORSE SHOULDN'T HAVE LET MARTIN BUY HER DRINKS ALL NIGHT ONLY TO TURN HIM DOWN AT THE LAST MINUTE
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:50, archived)
# CHEVY CHASE ATE OUT MY DEAD MOTHER'S PUSSY
I WAS THERE, MAAAN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:52, archived)
#
/ Film at 11:00
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:55, archived)
# HI, I'M CHEVY MUTHAFUCKIN CHASE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 3:56, archived)
# talentless sack of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:06, archived)
# Woah..just..woah..
I go schleeps.

You bee goode.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:07, archived)
# 'night.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:23, archived)
# he was good on Saturday Night Live
and up to about 1985
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:12, archived)
# nah, he was just used in an appropriate manner.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Damn. I was going to say you were wrong too.
Yes, you do have a very good point there.
Also: (in support of that argument)
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Problems
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:26, archived)
# i've never seen one of his movies in its entirety.
i trust they're all as bad as the tidbits i've unfortunately caught a few seconds of.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:38, archived)
# Mostly, yes.
A few scenes, over far too many films*, stand out.

*small screen is best for his type.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:44, archived)
# i'll screen them on my watch.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:56, archived)
#
Contains Dabney Coleman's only on-screen nude scene.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 4:52, archived)