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# That's the benefit of a laptop,
I'm on a nice comfy sofa.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# the more weight i lose
the less comfortable my chairs get.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Lost weight must be replaced by additional cushions.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i have no cushions
i'm not a girly girl. supercar calendar, yes. cushions, no.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You could get black ones with skulls on.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i have lots of skulls. people tend to buy me them.
i've got a skull money box that's meant to be the captain of the titanic, in honour of my ancestor.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Supercar cushions!
"Oi! You're sat on my Koenigsegg!"
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# sod that!
veyron or nothing!
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Buy cushions
or use a jumper.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# a jumper may be a good idea
i only have one, but it's too big. sitting on it would mean i don't have to throw it out.
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Problem solved.
So practical in times of money woe
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# necessity is the mother of invention
and the aunt of severe indigestion
(, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)