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# Photoshop + Alcohol + 12.30am = Mildly Disturbing
(sbx, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# OOOORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:45, archived)
# This has less eyes
I find this comforting
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# although
the lack of lips is disturbing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:59, archived)
# FEAR THE SLIMY OWL GUMS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# They are not too bad.
It was the eyes that got me.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# *fears*
i got well and truly shit up by a barn owl once.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:46, archived)
# Ya Rly


http://www.zettix.com/3d-filter/
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# little nicky?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# orly?
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# oral?
(sbx, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:47, archived)
# Orally?
.
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Yes please.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:52, archived)
# $1.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:57, archived)
# What can I get for ten dollar?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# The works.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:00, archived)
# Anything you want.
Minus 10 points.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# I would like to give you $20
What will I receive?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# a subscription to christmas trees quarterly
and a small bag of slightly used paperclips
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# What would you like, ideally?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# My decisions made for me
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Can do.
Don't get a haircut.

Fork over the cash already.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:06, archived)
# IT IS IN INTERNET MONEYS
Here you go.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:07, archived)
# YOU UTTER GIT.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:18, archived)
# and how!
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
#

edit: whoops, it was a tad large
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(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:50, archived)
# Too many eyes!!!!
*fear*
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:51, archived)
# CAN HAS NIBBLE?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:53, archived)
# AAAAAARGH
That genuinely made my skin crawl
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# OOORLY?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:55, archived)
# *Mildly* disturbing?
Nicely done.
ALSO: I got my tablet out of the shed. REJOICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:56, archived)
# DRAW A HOT AIR BALLOON, WHICH IS ALSO A RACE CAR.
You're only allowed to use 1 line.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:58, archived)
# DONE
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:03, archived)
# VRRRRM
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:05, archived)
# You really captured it there
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:09, archived)
# RAAAR

One line?
*sniffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:11, archived)
# I can see many lines
therefore you lose
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Trick of the light!
Jpeg compression artifacts!
ummm
*runs out of excuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:15, archived)
# Admit it
You have failed
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# OK
I succeeded in failing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# CHEAT.
Still, ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:27, archived)
# ooohh, now there's a thought
rummages through the attic, finds tablet, plugs it in, draws a magenta cock........

bollocks to it! I've just finished doing a disco for 60 seventy year olds........time for bed!
(MrBojangles lurk...post......lurk......post, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:01, archived)
# thank you.
you've just reminded me to take my tablets :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:04, archived)
# Useful and timewasting this b3ta lark
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:10, archived)
# isn't it just?
i am starting to get a square arse from this stool, though ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:12, archived)
# Sometimes I wonder
if I should be having real friends to stay up till this time on a saturday with.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:13, archived)
# i have
but they're all either skint like me or at home with their kids. not my idea of fun :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:17, archived)
# I am also skint
I have resorted to mending other peoples clothes for cash
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i just sit at home and sulk
until one of my gang has a house party, which someone does about once a month. there's about 10 of us who alternate our party nights, it's great. last friday's didn't finish till 8 a.m.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# That is all good.
I plan to open my house when I can afford the beer
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:24, archived)
# start a copper jar
i did that last year, it paid for my birthday party.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:34, archived)
# That's the benefit of a laptop,
I'm on a nice comfy sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:16, archived)
# the more weight i lose
the less comfortable my chairs get.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:19, archived)
# Lost weight must be replaced by additional cushions.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:20, archived)
# i have no cushions
i'm not a girly girl. supercar calendar, yes. cushions, no.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:23, archived)
# You could get black ones with skulls on.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# i have lots of skulls. people tend to buy me them.
i've got a skull money box that's meant to be the captain of the titanic, in honour of my ancestor.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:33, archived)
# Supercar cushions!
"Oi! You're sat on my Koenigsegg!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:29, archived)
# sod that!
veyron or nothing!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:38, archived)
# Buy cushions
or use a jumper.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:21, archived)
# a jumper may be a good idea
i only have one, but it's too big. sitting on it would mean i don't have to throw it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:25, archived)
# Problem solved.
So practical in times of money woe
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:26, archived)
# necessity is the mother of invention
and the aunt of severe indigestion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:35, archived)