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# aaawww!
he's so fluffy!
can't help thinking of chops and boiled lamb's hearts, though.
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# It does look lamby doesn't it?
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# very much so
although i'm off the idea of chops now.
lamb chops = nyom
dog chops = vom
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:58, archived)
# What's wrong with dog?
I'd quite like to eat dog one day.
It's not like their meat would taste horrible just because they're bred as housepets.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:59, archived)
# no
but they eat shit. cornfed chickens are nice. a good diet means tasty meat. winalot means not a chance.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:03, archived)
# Don't have to eat the pets though.
I'm sure dogs bred for food would have a much nicer meat. Those are the ones I'd go for, but I wouldn't avoid eating it just because people keep them as pets.

I've known people with pet pigs, but I'm still eating a motherfucking bacon sandwich in the morning.
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# i don't care if they're pets
if i was starving, i'd immac the cat and whack it on a pitta in record time.
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# :D
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# trust me, she's got it coming
waking me up at all hours, meowing on my bedroom windowsill, the little bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 2:13, archived)
# I love cats, but my cat is a total fucking dickcunt.
I'll condone you eating yours, provided she's not a sweetie.
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# unfortunately, she is.
she doesn't even do that evil, creepy hissing thing very often. she does drink out of the goldfish bowl, though. i think she's just trying to lower the water level to make the fish easier to catch.
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