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# The brakes work with heat
If you don't drive it fast enough than you can't use the brakes. How pant shitting is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:02, archived)
# I may have to use that excuse the next time the police pull me over for speeding...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# If you insert enough technical terms
you may confuse them enough to make a getaway.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# insert enough cash and institutional racism into the conversation
and they'll probably let you go -- also, drugs, offer them coke.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:13, archived)
# I've only ever got Sprite on me. Does it have to be coke?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)
# aye
i can kinda understand the people who don't get it, but this season's had some much better races cos of the new rules.

was in a pub in london yesterday, had just left another one cos i thought the race was over, american mate said, hey look you can still watch the race, and as i said "yeh, but it's basically a procession now" hamilton overtook
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Sports though - eh -
that's something we're allowed to talk about... instead of talking about our emotions like we all really want to do

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Talking about emotions hurts my feelings.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:19, archived)
# talking about sport hurts my
boredom gland... read any good books recently? My lady asked me to read The Dark Tower to her... so that's taking up most of my reading time. God I wish Steven King had had an editor who was prepared to stand up to him.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 13:28, archived)