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# Why did God give it a bill???
(Bobguy122, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:37, archived)
# I was glassed by an autonomous arm once
..
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:39, archived)
# Yeah
sorry about that, I was pissed, and my hand slipped. Besides, you looked at me funny.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:46, archived)
# No hard feelings
The scars get me a lot of attention. In fact - thank you - it's been a positive event in my life, I now have a book and a self help therapy kit entitled "A good glassing can change your f**kin life".

And I live in Fiji with Tony Robbins and my children and kittens. Weird huh?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:49, archived)
# Hey
just goes to show that a "negative experience can really be a wolf in
a kitten's anorak". You don't mind me quoting from your book, I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:51, archived)
# Kitten in a belming loris' parka I think you'll find
You're on the path my happy friend. Now accept your glassing with a joyful cry of "Praise the KittenSoup for the Soul!"
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)
# not as weird
as a mangoose eating cheese whilst drunking a nice boedeaux... but thats a different story all together
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:53, archived)
# I
think you'll find it is exatly 34.76% weirder. 0% of inexactitude.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:54, archived)
# fucksocks
my mistake
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 1:56, archived)
# and
an honest one, forgiven.
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:00, archived)
# I disagree
he/she must have an angle?
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:01, archived)
# you
reckon he's a Bordeaux salesman?
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Nope
He's trying to challenge the accepted spelling of mongoose
(GroomyGroomerGroomsGroomingly (but only if you're a baby badger), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:05, archived)
# aaahhhhh!
sneaky
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Is that
a hate crime?
;p
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 2:36, archived)