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# How would you chop your second arm off?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# using the power.. of the county council!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:42, archived)
# GAAAAAAAAARHH TEH COUNTY COUNCILLLLLL
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# AND THEIR POWER TO SPRAY SHIT AND ATTACH A LETTER TO A LAMPOST IN AN A4 FOLDER POCKET
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# GAAAAARGHH TEH A4 FOLDER POCKEEETTT!
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:46, archived)
# NOTICE IS HEARBY GIVEN THAT THE INTERSECTION OF THE ROAD BETWEEN ROAD A AND ROAD B
FOR 4 CENTIMTRES FROM THE SECOND PAVING SLAB 3 SIZES TOO SMALL FOR LOCATION C and.. and...... .nd.n..md.a

*unconcious*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:48, archived)
# IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS, PLEASE DO NOT BE NOT AFRAID TO NOT PHONE THE COUNCILS UNOFFICIAL
PAEDOHPILE HELPLINE, IF YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THIS TINY CRACK.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:51, archived)
# OH TINYYYY CRACK
oH TINNNNNYYYY CRACK

UR CRACK IS TIIIIINYYYY

O_o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *covers*
QUIT UR LOOKINZ.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# *STARES*
BUTS I CANTA!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *turns*
*runs*

GAH TIS TEH FLOPPY LOOKER, GIT AWAY FRM ME U BARSUTD.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:56, archived)
# SPOONS!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 20:02, archived)
# or use cement to hold the saw in place....... oh wait, you have none
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Retards.. cement, location...
long story
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:45, archived)
# LOLMENTS!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Lolment! the amusing building material
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Set the chainsaw up in a vice
Then it stays there while you apply arms to saw
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# advice!
science!
(Gleryff , yawn, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:43, archived)
# RUN AT DOUBLE BITCH VICE SAW SAW CHAINY SAW ACTION
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Wed 10 Sep 2008, 19:44, archived)