When Gerry drove down the M1to hear a jazz band and have fun
he left it too late
and arrived at the gate
just as they announced the last one
Badum! Wotcha!
(he left it too late
and arrived at the gate
just as they announced the last one
Badum! Wotcha!
Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03,
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there once was a young man from goshamwho took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
i'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
(his wife said jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
i'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:05,
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The was a young lady from phuketwho didn't rhyme
(
discomeats This canoe,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11,
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