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# Never give an owl coffee.....
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:47, archived)
# This is lovely.
Has b3ta ever had a limerick/image challenge? T'would be good...

Edit: A one legged table? What is this madness?
Edit: Ah, it's a bird table, isn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# I remember DTH used to use BT2008 to Limerickise...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/7771849
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# as did I, at one point
all hail me having a desk job with internet again. Hello dayshift, I've missed you all....
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# *manhugs*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# When Gerry drove down the M1
to hear a jazz band and have fun
he left it too late
and arrived at the gate
just as they announced the last one

Badum! Wotcha!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# there once was a young man from gosham
who took out his bollocks to wash 'em
his wife said jack,
if you don't put 'em back,
i'll stand on the fuckers and squash 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:05, archived)
# The was a young lady from phuket
who didn't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:11, archived)
# pfffheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:16, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k35dUj5kG90&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:06, archived)
# hail horrid!

*ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:21, archived)
# They are just getting postmodernism in Dundee
Tables = 1 leg
birdtables = 4 legs

it's madness.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hey, old man! Leave them owls alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:49, archived)
# *resists urge to post jolietea*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Go for it, I don't mind
*is proud she's been shopped at all* :OD
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# think i've lost it...
the image that is...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Thats pretty much
everything my office lives for! thats gonna be the new poster methinks!
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# :OD
Makes me wish I had a "click for bigger" version
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# yeah
but its quality over quantity!
Might get a monkey in and attempt to recreate a "live" version!
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# oh
except it'd be chocolate Hobnobs, obviously.
(Anarchy Duck, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# Oh it's twoo, it's twoo!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# you teutonic twat
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# *giggles*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# 15's my limit on schnitzengruben
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *glomps*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# heheh
i recognise mel brooks' work ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Ahhh lovely
Lookee Dundee Cayke ! Om nyom nyom nyom !
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# Best non marzipan use of almondsever!
fact
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:50, archived)
# agreed !
mmm almondy goodness,,,,
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:53, archived)
# BItZY!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Freebs !
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rabbitz, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:52, archived)
# *hugzbak*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Silly man of Dundee
Tea will burn the owls tongues and they don't know good cayke when they see it.
WOo!

Edit: Damn, I must do some work!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# that is all kinds of loveliness!
plus: "Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, cake!"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Dundee does not rhyme with Dundee
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:54, archived)
# it does rhyme with undie though
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:55, archived)
# It does
LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY NEWSPAPER THIS MORNING - GLITTER CLOGS ROFLLOLOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# pro pedo???
I'm surprised they didn't get product endorsement by you-know-who...
(alloydog, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Lord Voldemort, duh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# That is all WRONG

/edit: wait, Germans call them clogs too? Why wasn't I informed?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:24, archived)
# Hello lovely!
For you : ICECOCK

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/special_events/green_week/article1677491.ece

Yes I know 'urg the sun' etc, my agent sent me this.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:56, archived)
# Hello! Aye, saw it me lovely :)
I felt dirty after visiting that site
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ahh, nuts (pun intended)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# "could this be the end"
*slaps thigh*

oh my
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# oh hO!
/Tarbuck
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# *snaps undies*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# *squeals*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# :D bless
Sometimes the Sun can be quite endearing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# did ur agent read about it in the sun
or here

:)

edit: also the sun but meh, my head's done in, no sense from me today, none damn it :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# The Sun, I think
Don't think she even knows about b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:02, archived)
# what! unpossible!
she should :D

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:08, archived)
# nice teapot
seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# Nice one Chutney!
As always!

Ningles all!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Ningles back at'cha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:59, archived)
# i love you hard for this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# dosnt deserve its own thread so ill pop this here
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:00, archived)
# i like this!
woo! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:01, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:09, archived)
# i fully endorse this thread
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:03, archived)
# braw! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:10, archived)
# LITTLE OWLS YAY
*cuddlin em*
*drink tea*
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)