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# i'm having my lunch
it is coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:24, archived)
# I had a coffee for breakfast...
I'd forgotten just how bitter it is...

Stupid diet and more exercise...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:25, archived)
# dieting is pish
just have a bypass, it's much easier!

/lost 5 stones in 8 weeks blog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# Five stones in eight weeks?
Seriously?

Makes my 3/4 of a stone in the same time period look pretty piss poor...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# yep.
i am surviving on mostly cup-a-soup and vitamin supplements.
not hungry, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# It's not the hunger that gets me actually...
It's the insane making cravings for something gooey and chocolately that are making it difficult...

30g of fat a day tops... If I'm REALLY good I can lick a digestive biscuit for afters...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i've had a severe craving for bakewell tart for about 3 weeks
but if i eat anything sweet now, i shake, feel sick and get a headache for 2 days. it's easy to say no to chocolate now.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# I want one of your things... even if I have to go to Hull to get it....
That sounds like the ideal cure for my sweet tooth...

I know it's meant to take only 9 days for sugar addiction to be beaten, but after years of abuse, my cold turkey is only just starting to kick in at eight weeks...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:49, archived)
# the only thing i really miss is dr. pepper
i'd get the diet stuff, but my stomach is too small to handle anything fizzy.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Again - keeping me off the fizzy can only be a good thing...
It's my ancestry that makes me drink IRN BRU, honest!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06, archived)
# it's my ancestry that makes me fat
almost all of my family are porkers, i just turned it into an art form :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:11, archived)
# 5 stones? that's just cer-azy!
an my missus thought she was doing well losing a few stone over 6 months!

did you get it on the nhs?
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# yep.
the surgeon who was meant to do it locally spent his entire budget in 3 months, so i got farmed out to a tiny private hospital in hull, of all places. the hospital was lovely, but hull is shite.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# you have discovered a use for hull
this could be very profound
(I helped save b3ta! doph no time like the precedent, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# if not apocalyptic
they do have a good aquarium there, i made my sister take me round it when i got out. 2 hours of looking at(mostly) sharks whilst covered in plasters, drip holes and bruises, all topped off with a delightfully sexy pair of anti-thrombosis stockings
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:48, archived)