they wouldn't have helpedshe was blinded by pound signs and the comforting thought that his tiny penis was an optical illusion.
not a lot.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31,
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look into the eyes look into the eyes not around the eyes.......into the eyss...I am tall and have a huge cock
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40,
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pfff!doesn't work when you have to bend down to look into the eyes! :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41,
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good point!maybe she held an upside down periscope
( The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42,
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maybe she held his bank book Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45,
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pfftThe immortal Mrs Merton line
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47,
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hehehi'd forgotten about that!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51,
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