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# Now, she REALLY should have gone...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:29, archived)
# they wouldn't have helped
she was blinded by pound signs and the comforting thought that his tiny penis was an optical illusion.


not a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# look into the eyes look into the eyes not around the eyes....
...into the eyss...I am tall and have a huge cock
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# pfff!
doesn't work when you have to bend down to look into the eyes! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# good point!
maybe she held an upside down periscope
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# maybe she held his bank book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:45, archived)
# pfft
The immortal Mrs Merton line

:)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# heheh
i'd forgotten about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I don't care what anybody says about debbie
SGMTRFH
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:31, archived)
# I concur!
But when you find out how old she really is it is a bit worrying!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# Bah.
You don't worry about stuff like that. not for a sportfuck.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# She's only 50
I'm more perturbed she has the patience to wait till the old cunt snuffs it for his money.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I just checked Wikipedia and it appears you are right.
But I don't think that is honest. I am sure that she was about 50 10 years ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:46, archived)
# 50 is nothing
50 is nothing
50 is nothing
nope nope
/my bloke is coming up to fifty blog
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Besides, think of the advantages that 50 brings...
If you can't quite get her in the right position, just push harder until something gives.

Osteoporosis is fucking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hahaha!!
that'll work for tom cruise too!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:32, archived)
# kasto kasto krut
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# that's a neato what now, right?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# poligen ha
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Poligen Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# that's top work
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# What's been 'shopped?
*waits for anim*
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:33, archived)
# Debbie's penis
(I helped save b3ta! JimmerUK Everyone's Favourite Jim, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# It's right there on the stool
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Ah, I see now
Cleverly removed!
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Phwoar!
Still wood!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:34, archived)
# What about Debbie?
fnarr
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:36, archived)
# Her too!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Aw, bless
He looks like a combination of a penguin, and Cotton from king of the hill.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:37, archived)
# hahahahahahhaaa!!!
he does!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:39, archived)
# hahahahah! Brilliant!
but needs more Wizbit :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:38, archived)
# NOTHING needs more wizbit!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:40, archived)
# You're forgetting
the Wizbit Incinerator
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# ah, of course.
fire is the cleanser.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:42, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Fudder / shuck
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:43, archived)
# hahahah, oh lordy....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hahaah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Hahaha! Why did she marry millionaire Paul Daniels?
I can think of a million reasons...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:41, archived)
# 1. his personality
2. his intelligence
3. generosity
4. loving
5. caring
6. his car
7. £1
8. £2
9. £3 etc..
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hiya Moley!
How's Moley Jnr sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 12 Sep 2008, 12:56, archived)