noyou have inbuilt cock-proximity sensors, that's all.
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Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:02,
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I am not sure how that reflects on my manliness :)so I shall feel uncertain and sexually threatend and drink tea instead.
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The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:03,
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it is a manly deviceit warns you when another man's wormsock is getting too close, so that you can make sure you don't accidentally touch it.
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Fri 12 Sep 2008, 13:06,
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