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# All I know is that it used to take weeks for the nuts to drop off of the goats on my friend's farm when I was a kid
and those were some serious rubber bands.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:11, archived)
# unsurprisingly, there are guys into having their nuts removed in this manner as a part of cbt.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:14, archived)
# cbt? bdd more like it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:18, archived)
# all we need now is a thin glass rod and a hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:20, archived)
# Also: Meth.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:23, archived)
# ...wouldnt that be dumb
cos then you'd never be able to perform cbt again...

well, the bt part of it anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:24, archived)
# we'll always have ct, rails.
never fear.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:26, archived)
# but its only half the torture
...
HALF THE TORTURE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:29, archived)
# No, because here's the kicker:
Someone that practices CBT loves to torture their balls, so the ultimate torture would be to not be able to torture their balls anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:28, archived)
# :O
thats either paradoxical, or profound,.

profoundoxical?
isnt that a cream to get rid of pink-eye?
(I helped save b3ta! Rails [*·:·], Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)
# you and rails should settle this once and for all.
on cam.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:30, archived)
# I might go outside for a walk instead.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:35, archived)
# down to one of those private men's clubs at the docks?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 6:40, archived)
# I'd have to walk past all the ones in chinatown to get there.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 7:47, archived)