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# THIS
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Higgs Bosoms?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *HUG*
YOU were in my dream last night, young lady. You ran a shop and I came and worked for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I don't know what you two are selling
but I'll have a big bag of it please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Jigglywin. Jigglywin and lady-yay.
That's what we're selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# do you accept
man-yay?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hmmmm. Big hairy mandollars, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# firm bulging he-shekels?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# They're two to the femgeld, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# of course- women have two to man's one
lucky buggers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# as long as it's not man-euros
you can't pay with man-euros, you'll have to work it off in the *ahem* storeroom...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow and busies self with paperwork*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you can have him when i've finished
of course, he'll be more compliant by then...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# in that case....
man-euros is all I have
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *lubes*
now, this may sting a little
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# no pain, no gain
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *pains*
*gains*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *kicks carpet off trapdoor cover*
yeah yeah, I'm going out to buy a kazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# get me one!
and an apricot danish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Alright, but you're
going to have to talk to him this time, the last one hit me over the head with a big bit of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# true
but it made a nice butty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# So did he.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# YAY!
what kind of shop was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# All sorts. I broke a big wooden elephant and you gave me a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
my mum has a big wooden elephant, she uses it as a doorstop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# it smashed, interestingly.
Strange for a lump of wood...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# very.
wood is not usually that breakable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# You didn't mind though, you said it was alright.
Then the hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# i'm a big softy really
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# cor!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)