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# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:07, archived)
# :D
'ning b3ta, what in the name of science is going on today?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:08, archived)
# THIS
*jiggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:09, archived)
# Higgs Bosoms?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# *HUG*
YOU were in my dream last night, young lady. You ran a shop and I came and worked for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:14, archived)
# I don't know what you two are selling
but I'll have a big bag of it please
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Jigglywin. Jigglywin and lady-yay.
That's what we're selling.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# do you accept
man-yay?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Hmmmm. Big hairy mandollars, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# firm bulging he-shekels?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# They're two to the femgeld, you know.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# of course- women have two to man's one
lucky buggers
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# as long as it's not man-euros
you can't pay with man-euros, you'll have to work it off in the *ahem* storeroom...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# *raises an eyebrow and busies self with paperwork*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# you can have him when i've finished
of course, he'll be more compliant by then...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# in that case....
man-euros is all I have
*bends over*
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# *lubes*
now, this may sting a little
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# no pain, no gain
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# *pains*
*gains*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *kicks carpet off trapdoor cover*
yeah yeah, I'm going out to buy a kazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# get me one!
and an apricot danish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Alright, but you're
going to have to talk to him this time, the last one hit me over the head with a big bit of bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:33, archived)
# true
but it made a nice butty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
# So did he.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# YAY!
what kind of shop was it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:16, archived)
# All sorts. I broke a big wooden elephant and you gave me a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# hahahaha!
my mum has a big wooden elephant, she uses it as a doorstop!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# it smashed, interestingly.
Strange for a lump of wood...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# very.
wood is not usually that breakable.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# You didn't mind though, you said it was alright.
Then the hug.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# i'm a big softy really
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Heehee!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:27, archived)
# cor!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# ??
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# ???
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Yay Manchester!
/northern b3tans ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:10, archived)
# ^ this, big letters
even if I don't sound it, I've got a heart of pure whippet.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# \o/ Manchester
finest gay quarter around. I had a LOVELY time.

And the uni place is very nice to sit and have a smoke in.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# canal street ftw
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# Is that the one with the bars and all the tables?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# yes
went there for my mate's birthday and got thrown out of the chippy for asking if they sold salt and pepper bingo wings :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:19, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i was very drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:28, archived)
# Nah you'll be wanting the Northern Quarter these days.
It's kind of the new gay quarter for people who don't like how hectic canal street has become.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:22, archived)
# As long as it's as cheerful, noted.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# i love canal street
haven't been there for a year, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Canal Street
Hen Night Central
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# hahaha

*gets chased by Northern B3tards*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:11, archived)
# *sets ferret on riverghost*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:12, archived)
# I've NEVER got black snot when I've been home.
Only ever in London.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:15, archived)
# ^this!
I hate that black snot, it takes about a week to clear after just one day!

'ning M'lady!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:17, archived)
# 'Ello poppet *leers*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:18, archived)
# *leers back*
Heeeeello!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Yeah but Northern England is milk
Southern, Yogurt. We have the culture.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:21, archived)
# Ye germy bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:24, archived)
# In the Northwest we have spelling.
yogHurt
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:25, archived)
# in the north west
we have the power to kick the arse of any southern pansy who annoys us
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Well the mouth to blab such nonsense:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:20, archived)
# What am I supposed to glean from that?
London can only manage a half-mast?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:23, archived)
# Well when somewhere like Greater Manchester exists
If you got to London why would you want to go on? It's like having main course in the finest restaurant and then being told you have to go to Macdonalds for desert:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Ooo this is setting a potentially volatile North/South divide tone for the day ;)
Assuming Manchester is the fine restaurant, and London is the crowded, overpriced, antisocial Macky-Ds?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:31, archived)
# Sorry. I can't speak Northern.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:32, archived)
# good, you won't understand this
"you big poo!"

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# I expected more from you
I hear you're the person in the north with the job.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:46, archived)
# no, my whippet had a job
but he works in the City now

the traitor's got a flat in kensington
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:57, archived)
# *throws pint of bitter*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:13, archived)
# you'd only get chased if manchester was in the north
IT'S NOT!

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAH

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:35, archived)
# errrr... yes it is...
According to any geographical/political standpoint you would care to mention, but above all, according to Stuart Maconie.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:37, archived)
# it's south of york
it's in the south

I'd call that a geographical standpoint
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Nah Crewe is the official gateway to the North
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:40, archived)
# official my poo!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:43, archived)
# Are you really trying to tell me that you think Bolton and Wigan are in the South?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Bolton and Wigan are a myth
you are taking this far too seriously

look, manchester is just north of the middle of the country

it's just over halfway up

I'm just under 2/3rd's of the way up

it's further south to manchester for me than it is north to scotland

from where I'm at it's in the south
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Sorry dude wasn't meaning to give the impression I was taking this seriously
North/South is bound to be relative to where you actually are.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:14, archived)
# unless you are in london
then it's watford :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 17 Sep 2008, 10:26, archived)