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# ?
what? really? bill hicks style huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:50, archived)
# But what annoys me most is that non-smokers die every day
For free! No, not really, although I do have an annoying growth on my vocal chords which hasn't been seen by a doctor.

[edit]I can't find where to buy it. Can you tell me please?
[edit2]Found it. Thanks for bringing it to my attention.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:53, archived)
# nasty,
but if your a fat lady, perhaps you'll never now sing, and you are like the universes insurance policy - if you cant sing then the universe wont go out in an entropic burp.

are you a fat lady?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 19:58, archived)
# I should
stop singing....
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:04, archived)
# ah!
but has the universe bestowed upon you the vocal flanges that would render you unable to sing? no? then you are obviously no the saviour of the universe. oh well. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# too many negatives!
I can't follow it...
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:07, archived)
# I quite like the idea of a big fat viking woman
singing at the end of the universe... *fires up google for viking norse godesses*. incidentally, are you going to come to the april bash with your chap?
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:10, archived)
# I'm coming
dunno about him. he might stay at home with the baby
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# No, but I am a fat cunt.
If only in the belly region.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Tue 4 Mar 2003, 20:05, archived)