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# yeah
die kitty die.

I had a cat making a horrible noise outside my house earlier. Nearly ruined the best swearing scene in 'In Bruges'.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# My parents garden is in the middle of a turf war between neighbours cats.
I often used to get woken up by cats screaming at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I'm going to call
Michaela Strachan to come and sort the little feckers out
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It'll stop them shitting in their vegetable patch too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Our garden is like that, except it's just the next door neighbour's cat being a cunt and fighting our one.
I considered making my cat a suit of armour out of bits of plastic bottles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# a suit of armour
out of bits of plastic bottles razor blades

I should add, I'm not an animal hater and I don't condone cruelty, but by god it was one annoying cat this evening.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just give your cat some money to bride a neighbourhood dog to 'dispose' of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Or she could even bribe one possibly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Don't be silly,
dogs don't understand money.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^^^^ this
is a plan of much excellence
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# simply crush some moth balls and sprinkle them where you do not want cats
cats be gone!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)