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# one for you kitty lovers
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I always knew it..
She's just too fucking nice..
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:43, archived)
# yeah
die kitty die.

I had a cat making a horrible noise outside my house earlier. Nearly ruined the best swearing scene in "In Bruges".
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# My parents garden is in the middle of a turf war between neighbours cats.
I often used to get woken up by cats screaming at each other.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# I'm going to call
Michaela Strachan to come and sort the little feckers out
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# It'll stop them shitting in their vegetable patch too.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Our garden is like that, except it's just the next door neighbour's cat being a cunt and fighting our one.
I considered making my cat a suit of armour out of bits of plastic bottles.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# a suit of armour
out of bits of plastic bottles razor blades

I should add, I'm not an animal hater and I don't condone cruelty, but by god it was one annoying cat this evening.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Just give your cat some money to bride a neighbourhood dog to 'dispose' of the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Or she could even bribe one possibly.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# Don't be silly,
dogs don't understand money.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:58, archived)
# ^^^^ this
is a plan of much excellence
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:55, archived)
# simply crush some moth balls and sprinkle them where you do not want cats
cats be gone!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Coooorrr,
I would love to do loads of unmentionable things to Michaela Strachan.
(I helped save b3ta! @RBFesquire Good luck b3ta, was nice knowing you. So long., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Freaky kitty is shocked and possibly slightly elated
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Haha shitting crikey
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:47, archived)
# these are good
more!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:11, archived)
# ye god...
O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Yay for Hypnopug!
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)
# is it hypno time
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:09, archived)
# i
love it
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 23:59, archived)
# Nothing like fresh squeezed kitteh juice
a crumpled, bloody woo/click for this.
(caparzo21 If life gives you demons, make demonade, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Ah, Mr Bastard
How it pains me to woo this
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Michaela's got quite a grip!!!


*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I would
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Ning - tosser.
^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo..............
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Lenny !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Michaela....
livinoffadafatofdaland
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:52, archived)
# Oh noes! Dead cat ahead:
(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 26 Sep 2008, 22:54, archived)