HAhahahahA sexwee, now that's funny :)) What's the first greatest im intrigued.
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Moogen,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04,
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napjerkThat moment where you fall asleep whilst sat in a chair and then quickly wake up in a jerk like motion
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Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05,
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HEheehh quality, i found some more...PLAKQUAK - The one mysterious dentist out of five "who doesn't recommend
sugarless gum for his paients who chew gum."
BEERSIGHTEDNESS - The eye condition singles develop after "last call" in
the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive
than they were three hours earlier.
PASSHOLE - The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up
the minute you try to get ahead of him.
PURINAPICURIAN -The unlucky person who decides whether a new version of a dog
food tastes good enought to be labeled "new and better tasting".
BLADE RUNNER - The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after
you've turned it off.
FLABBYGASTED - The anguish of having dieted for three grueling weeks only to
discover that you haven't lost a pound.
NAPJERK - The body's sudden convulsion just as one is about to doze off.
MEMOLANDUMS - The miscellaneous notes and letters that you keep putting back
in your in-basket because you don't know what else to do with them.
EXXONERATION - The verdict given to a certain oil tanker captain who wiped out
the Alaskan coastline but who was charged with "criminal mischief".
FLOPCORN - The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn popper.
HOZONE - The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.
LAMINITES - Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of
brand-new wallets.
VIGIL AUNTIE - The relative in every family who is snoopy and always poking
her nose into other people's business.
STAG 'N SNARF - The single person's tradition of eating dinner while standing
over the sink.
OAT-BRAN SCAN - The combination of boredom and sleepiness that inspires one to
actually read the back of a cereal box.
Moogen,
Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14,
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top totty!There used to be a side dedicated to them, but its down now... unwords.com
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Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16,
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