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# Competition Suggestion/Possible Hummus Threadwaste
Apologies for the threadwaste, but I came across this 300k Clicky (sorry, but it's the only way to get the scanned in text readable). It's a feature on odd theme parks throughout the world (the Collective Farm Girl Monument seems worth a visit, imo).

I thought Weird Theme Parks might make for a good weekly challenge, or failing that, the article might provide some supplementary hummus to you all...
(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Didn't....
... worth1000.com do that sort of thing recently....?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord_Floaty Hooting gladly., Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:56, archived)
# Fussocks
Prolly :(
(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# It seems...
...that theirs was shopping amusement park rides. They dared not attempt a whole park- but I believe, here at B3ta, that we have the hummus to do so!

Who's with me?

/coat
(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:15, archived)
# Wow
there's a Moomin world? Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:57, archived)
# i don't even need to read the article
it's in finland and is possibly the most b3tan place on earth.

[edit] oh, i *so* want to go to splendid china
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Finland is great
I've been to the moomin shop in Helsinki.
The 7ft inflatable moomin made me do a sexwee :)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 11:59, archived)
# sexwee
is the second greatest word I've heard this week!
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# The greatest one
must really be impressive!
(Indole Ring, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# What
was the first?
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# igloo
Great, huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# HAhahahah
A sexwee, now that's funny :)) What's the first greatest im intrigued.
(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:04, archived)
# napjerk
That moment where you fall asleep whilst sat in a chair and then quickly wake up in a jerk like motion
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# HEheehh quality, i found some more...


PLAKQUAK - The one mysterious dentist out of five "who doesn't recommend
sugarless gum for his paients who chew gum."

BEERSIGHTEDNESS - The eye condition singles develop after "last call" in
the bar which makes members of the opposite sex more attractive
than they were three hours earlier.

PASSHOLE - The person who has been driving slowly for miles but speeds up
the minute you try to get ahead of him.

PURINAPICURIAN -The unlucky person who decides whether a new version of a dog
food tastes good enought to be labeled "new and better tasting".

BLADE RUNNER - The tendency of a ceiling fan to keep going five minutes after
you've turned it off.

FLABBYGASTED - The anguish of having dieted for three grueling weeks only to
discover that you haven't lost a pound.

NAPJERK - The body's sudden convulsion just as one is about to doze off.

MEMOLANDUMS - The miscellaneous notes and letters that you keep putting back
in your in-basket because you don't know what else to do with them.

EXXONERATION - The verdict given to a certain oil tanker captain who wiped out
the Alaskan coastline but who was charged with "criminal mischief".

FLOPCORN - The unpopped kernels at the bottom of the popcorn popper.

HOZONE - The place where one sock in every laundry load disappears to.

LAMINITES - Those strange people who show up in the photo sections of
brand-new wallets.

VIGIL AUNTIE - The relative in every family who is snoopy and always poking
her nose into other people's business.

STAG 'N SNARF - The single person's tradition of eating dinner while standing
over the sink.

OAT-BRAN SCAN - The combination of boredom and sleepiness that inspires one to
actually read the back of a cereal box.


(I helped save b3ta! Moogen, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:14, archived)
# top totty!
There used to be a side dedicated to them, but its down now... unwords.com
(I helped save b3ta! Andi is member 695 so have some damn respect, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:16, archived)
# I heard sexwee on this board
can't remember who used it first.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:05, archived)
# it was
on 'bo selecta'
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:06, archived)
# ah
that thing.
it's a great word. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:07, archived)
# the
article says that the Moomins hug you and only speak Moomin... that's good enough for me.
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# i don't know the finnish for "when is the next flight out there?"
so

www.muumimaailma.fi/

[edit] hellfire, i was in Turku last year, why did nobody tell me?!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:03, archived)
# i've been there
it's fucking cool.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:22, archived)
# Moomin World
Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World Moomin World.....

runs off to book ticket...
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:01, archived)
# I must say,
I'm surprised that more of you weren't tempted by Tropical Fruit World (formerly Avocado World).
(angrybernard, Wed 5 Mar 2003, 12:18, archived)