You're still over 6 foot.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:41,
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not if I crouch
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:47,
archived)
Then your meatus brushes the floor and makes that awful rasping sound.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Tue 30 Sep 2008, 11:50,
archived)