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# Jammy git. I would like a fuck buddy. :(
(Paper 'n Pencil Thirst is excellent, even better than I hoped, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:57, archived)
# Pfffffffft
Have mine, most of Dorset has already.

JAPES AHOOOOOOOOOOOY!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 30 Sep 2008, 23:58, archived)
# Fuck buddy?
I've give a bollock to find someone who has weed round here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:04, archived)
# Ya know, it's been about eight months since I had a smokey.
I think my brain needs it, ya know to re-start the jape-vibe.

:/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:06, archived)
# oooohh, i'd love a spliff right now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:07, archived)
# I haven't had a spliff for a fortnight
I would kill then rape a Community Support Officer for a biftah right now
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:17, archived)
# i haven't had a decent smoke for about 6 months
i miss the paranoia :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:21, archived)
#
If it made you paranoid then you were either smoking too much or you shouldn't have been smoking in the first place.

BTW : hallo Mrs.SmashMonkey! I am a lurker here and I am chuffed to have made contact with a b3tan regular who has made me chuckle and think so much in the past.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:35, archived)
# i smoked waaaay too much!
if i've made anybody think, i's only thanks to most of the folks on here who are willing to listen to me and give me a good argument! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Argument? You want a bloody argument?
OK then, couscous is tasty and you know it
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:43, archived)
# hahaha!
i've only ever tried it with a tagine, but i was too pissed to remember if it was nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:50, archived)
# I had to google tagine
My only experience of couscous is 300g purchases of Ainsley Harriott packages from Iceland. £1 for 3 sachets. RESULT.
I was sober. I was disappointed.

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 0:58, archived)
# I crunched my way through an Anal Chariot Macaroni "Not Noodle" once.
It was like eating fucking teeth.

Fucking GELF twat.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:04, archived)
# kinitawowi?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:06, archived)
# Hechhhhh hechhhhh hechhhhh
hechhhhhhechhhhchechhhhhechhhhchteccccccchhhhoxygeneratchhhhhhhhetechhhchhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:19, archived)
# i'm not surprised.
have you tasted his "chocolate" bars? they're awful!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:07, archived)
# I haven't tasted them
but I suspect they taste worse than things that touch my cloth
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 2:19, archived)
# I've got plenty
 
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 1 Oct 2008, 1:13, archived)