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# //EAT GRUE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# //YOU EAT THE GRUE INFRONT OF THE MOUSTACHE GOD
//THIS ONLY SEEMS TO ENRAGE HIM FURTHER.
//WITH A CRY OF FURY HE HURLS A CURSE AT YOU.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# //TAKE SAUSAGE FROM INVENTORY
//HANG FROM MOUTH
//NOB FACE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# //YOU HAVE NO SAUSAGE.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# //TIE FACIAL HAIR TO STALAGTITE
//USE FACE GROWTH TO ABSEIL DOWN CLIFF FACE
(, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)