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# OHNO. BAT IS GUARDING CRYSTALS :(

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:42, archived)
# Ooh pretty
And that is top battage.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:43, archived)
# Ta.
I like bats. They go *A FLAP A FLAP FLAP*.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I would like to kiss your bat
I have no interest in crystals.

Will bat provide tongue?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:44, archived)
# CRYSTAL TONGUE ONLY.
DEAL OR NO DEAL?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# DEAL!
I HOPE I DON'T GET EATEN BY A DRAGONS :(
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# //YOU LEAN FORWARD TO KISS THE CRYSTAL TONGUE BAT...
//YOU WERE EATEN BY A GRUE!

//RESTART?
//Y/N
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Y

(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# //YOU ARE IN A DARK CAVE.
//AS YOUR EYES ADJUST TO THE DIM LIGHT
//YOU NOTICE TWO PASSAGES. THE LEFT ONE
//SEEMS DARK AND FOREBODING, THE RIGHT
//HAS A FAINT GREENISH GLOW IN THE DISTANCE.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# //INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHES
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# YOU CANNOT INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MUSTACHES
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING AT ME
WE ARE THE LEMON IS THE TEXT ADVENTURE, WHAT ARE YOU? MR SHOUTY MAN?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I'm not shouting!!!!
I'm very far away, but with caps lock on.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# //YOU INVOKE THE GOD OF HANDLEBAR MOUSTACHES
//HE APPEARS FROM A GIANT HAIRBALL AND SEEMS RATHER
//ANGRY. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?", HE SCREECHES,
//HIS MAGNIFICENT MOUSTACHE QUIVERING WITH RAGE.

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# apply butter
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# you...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# //EAT GRUE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# //YOU EAT THE GRUE INFRONT OF THE MOUSTACHE GOD
//THIS ONLY SEEMS TO ENRAGE HIM FURTHER.
//WITH A CRY OF FURY HE HURLS A CURSE AT YOU.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# //TAKE SAUSAGE FROM INVENTORY
//HANG FROM MOUTH
//NOB FACE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# //YOU HAVE NO SAUSAGE.
//YOUR FACE IS COVERED IN RAPIDLY GROWING HAIR!

//WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# //TIE FACIAL HAIR TO STALAGTITE
//USE FACE GROWTH TO ABSEIL DOWN CLIFF FACE
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# No, this is good
as crystals are safe because bat guarding.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:45, archived)
# I WANT TO STEAL THE CRYSTALS.
ALSO, YOU ARE CLEARLY NOT GREEDY ENOUGH TO BE CALLED GREEDYDAVE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I distract bat
while you crystal steal. Hatched master plan!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# BASTRGUD
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:48, archived)
# GOURDBATS
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:52, archived)
# BATS WITH SILICOSIS
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# SILLY, COSY BATS IN BLANKETS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Lovely!
This reminds me, The Dark Crystal 2 is out next year :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# Have you seen any of the leaked pics?
Kira is all old :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# No I havent.
I will go search now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# ooo!
cant wait myself :)
(I helped save b3ta! Azathoth thinks my name isn't so bad..., Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I am so excited!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# yay !
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:53, archived)
# ilikez
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:55, archived)
# RAZZBAT
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# he's gone batty...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Despite all my rage, I am still just a bat in a cave
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Sat 4 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)